Vintage Planes Mugs

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'We're downsizing.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

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RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

I warned you to keep it low!

Bev puts on an old favorite

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

Multiple Migs

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Drones