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'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'Forty-nine cents a tube... that's two cents a sniff.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

I warned you to keep it low!

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airline concerns.

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Multiple Migs

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Dave - We need you back at the office.