Model Airplane Enthusiast Pillows

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'Forty-nine cents a tube... that's two cents a sniff.'

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Flight Socks.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

For Sale: Red Arrow

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

I warned you to keep it low!

Airline concerns.

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

Setting Cabin Temperature

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

The Toad Less Travelled