Model Airplanes T-Shirts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Drones

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Drone.

"I've never dated a model before."

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Paper Airplane

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Airplane cockpit has a paper aeroplane in it.

Remote control pirate bully

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He must be going economy!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Airport

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Flights and Coronavirus

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."