Model Plane Maker T-Shirts

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

OOPS!

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Multiple Migs

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Self-Made Man.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Green Peace.

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Reduced for Quick Sale.

Paper Airplane

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Drone.

'Model Aircraft.'