Model Plane Maker Mugs

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

OOPS!

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

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Multiple Migs

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Self-Made Man.

Green Peace.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

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These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Paper Airplane

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Drones

Drone.

'Model Aircraft.'