Model Plane Aficionado Mugs

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"I wonder where they nest..."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

I warned you to keep it low!

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Airline concerns.

Airshow.

Your Luggage

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.