Model Plane Aficionado Gifts

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Flight Socks.

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"I wonder where they nest..."

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'I wish I looked like a model.'

Airline concerns.

Airshow.

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

Your Luggage

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'