Collecting Model Airplanes Gifts

A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

Micheal Schumacher.

Multiple Migs

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Working from home.

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

Paper Airplane

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

'Model Aircraft.'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

Drone.

Drones

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man