Vintage Aircraft Collector Gifts

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Pre-Television Man Caves

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"We never talk anymore."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

Artisanal Pottery

For Sale: Red Arrow

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Sheep of the 1970's