Vintage Aircraft Lover Gifts

'Now let them talk about us using private jets.'

Airlines

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Flight Socks.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'Oh no! He's instigated a no-fly zone.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

bird

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Bev puts on an old favorite

I warned you to keep it low!

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Airline concerns.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

Multiple Migs

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Dave - We need you back at the office.

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

Setting Cabin Temperature

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish