Vintage Aviation Buff Gifts

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A private jet takes off

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."