Model Aircraft Mugs

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Remote control pirate bully

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"A man and his choo-choo."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'I wish I looked like a model.'

A man working on a model airplane

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Coming down the runway, Rachel is wearing corn flakes, a nursing bra, and the same maternity leggings from yesterday."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

Paper Airplane

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

'... and that one is yours!'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Model steam train pulls into a station