Vintage Aviation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I wish he'd hurry up and repair it!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World's Easiest Airport

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."