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'Fool me once...'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

OOPS!

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

RAF plane ride.

'I could only afford a Yo.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Toys Were Me

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Multiple Migs

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Jeremy Clarkson

Traffic Jam.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Working from home.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

Train Spotter

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

'Roger, when I said we should experiment with a few toys in the bedroom....'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Texting and driving is a violation."

Farmland

Christmas, 1919.