Miniature Plane Collector T-Shirts

"They’re after a younger demographic."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Raw Piano Bar

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

OOPS!

"You order the microbrew?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Play Rush Hour

Multiple Migs

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

"Estate sale"

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

A matador faces off a tiny bull

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Working from home.