Miniature Plane Collector T-Shirts

"They’re after a younger demographic."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

Raw Piano Bar

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

OOPS!

For Sale: Red Arrow

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"You order the microbrew?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Play Rush Hour

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

Multiple Migs

"Estate sale"

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

A matador faces off a tiny bull

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Working from home.

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Girl collects hotel toiletries.