Toy Airplane Collector Mugs

'Fool me once...'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

OOPS!

'I could only afford a Yo.'

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Toys Were Me

For Sale: Red Arrow

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Jeremy Clarkson

Traffic Jam.

Multiple Migs

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

Working from home.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"Yes, son, it's true. You're adopted."

Train Spotter

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Roger, when I said we should experiment with a few toys in the bedroom....'

Farmland

Christmas, 1919.

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

"Texting and driving is a violation."