Model Rockets T-Shirts

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Remote control pirate bully

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

Girls in Science

Life in the fastest lane.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'