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Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Space exploration"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Learner Driver

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Girls in Science

Life in the fastest lane.

Space Pioneer

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

First Contact

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Robot Waiter