Rocket Junkie T-Shirts

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Rocket Ark

Astronaut

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Space Pioneer

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Rocket to the Moon

Football Planet

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"