Rocket Maniac T-Shirts

Rocket with preparing astronauts.

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

You must be this tall.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Space exploration"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Girls in Science

Space Pioneer

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Rocket Ark

Astronaut

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

NASA Hits Shuffle

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.