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'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Three Ladies

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

'Music & Gym'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

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