Moon Rock Maniac T-Shirts

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

'My feet are killing me.'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Three Ladies

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Music & Gym'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated