Moon Mavericks T-Shirts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'So turning our moon into an inter-galactic spaceship is possible?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'First of all, relax.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Ski kicker.

Moon Souvenirs

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Back to Work

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

New Milks

Moon Vacuuming

A Bacon Moon