Moon Maverick T-Shirts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cellphone Islands

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Ski kicker.

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

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