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You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Grandma's caf

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'First of all, relax.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

The Royal Wii

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Ski kicker.

King completes rubik's cube.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.