Microwave Maverick T-Shirts

Grandma's caf

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Guitar Man.

Popera!

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Santa Metal Claus

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

A man working on a model airplane