Multi-tool Maverick T-Shirts

Italian Army Knife

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Swiss army knife

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

New Swiss Army Knife

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Biker chopper shopper

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Casual skydiving.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"You again?"

Swiss Army garden tool

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"The Vesparados"

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."