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Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

New Swiss Army Knife

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Swiss Army garden tool

Pirate

"Money or your beard!"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

Italian Army Knife

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Robots/inspected.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Unicorn