Multi-tools T-Shirts

Swiss Army Wife

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Swiss army knife

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Hassled Mother.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

The Hammer

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

New Swiss Army Knife

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Multitool Knife