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The biggest fish.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"