Collecting Multi-tools T-Shirts

The biggest fish.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Hammer

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"