Tool Collecting T-Shirts

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

'Hey, nice invention! -- Can I borrow it?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Super Homeworld

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

All Major Cash Honored.

Thag admires the latest clubs at the cave depot.

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'Here's your rake, Phil! Can I borrow your snow blower?!'

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

'Hot Lunch.'

"As you can see, I have a ton of tools. I just don't have a hammer or a screwdriver."

DIY expert.

'I knew you had a bit of rough!'

Do it yourself

Handy-lion

Workers rest

"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"So that's how you fixed things before there was duct tape!"

"It's a Swiss Army Scythe."

Mechanic.

"Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe."