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"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'