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A Pocketknife Laptop.

Pirate

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Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Out and In.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Swiss army knife

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I had to skip my workout."

Multi-Tasking

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back