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Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'Typical inventor - failing to see the consequences of his own creation.'

The He-Man Bag

Power and the Glory tools

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

Job Safety - Safety Meeting.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Bob’s Museum

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"They don't make them the way they used to!"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

I have a feeling that boy only wants one thing from our daughter.

'Hello,Biggo Hardware? About that portable air compressor I ordered.....'

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Elmer's Hardware: 'I want one of thingamajigs! You know what I mean, a doohickey!'

'Mom, dad... This is Uri, a Swiss army officer.'

'Close enough?'

A door handle and a hammer are insulting each other.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"He's determined to bury that bone."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

DIY store.

Thor's Other Tools

"Well, you've come to the right guy."

'Completely Useless Tools: An inflatable hammer.'

Ceci n'est pas une drill!

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Baby Mechanic

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Frustrated? Try a Bigger Hammer!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Crab with can openers for pincers