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'You hold the nail.I keep hitting my fingers.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

Jr. cloning kit

Playdough's The Republic

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'At lone at last.'

Rocking Horse

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Child driving a toy car

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.