Toolbox Toter T-Shirts

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Fiction for Plumbers

Handy-lion

"I'm addicted to water."

'Out of action man.'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'