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"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Parenting Business Deals

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Storm'

Childhood Screen Addict

Medical Supplies

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'