Toolbox Tamer Pillows

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Lovely dovetail."

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Guide to Carpentry Fish

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

New Swiss Army Knife

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Medical Supplies

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Storm'

Childhood Screen Addict