Toy Tamer Pillows

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

Content of a parent's hoover

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'You are so unorganized!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Parenting Business Deals

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Busy office.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Toys in the DVD Player.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

New Swiss Army Knife

Crying baby

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.