Demon Tamer Pillows

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

Litter Tray Training

Secretive Weigh In.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'