Demon Tamer Gifts

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Litter Tray Training

Secretive Weigh In.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Crying baby

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Parenting Business Deals

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"