Dragon Tamer Gifts

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

Mother of Dragons

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Crying baby

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Parenting Business Deals

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Education Guidance

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Happy Tots Day Care.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'