Horse Tamer Gifts

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Litter Tray Training

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

New Swiss Army Knife

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Education Guidance

Dentist Training School.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"Most projects require three hands."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Is that you, dear?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'