Horse Taming Gifts

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Agility God

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

"What other tricks does he need?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"