Taming Animals Gifts

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Education Guidance

"She does this when she's tired."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"So...what are you in for?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I need a new challenge...'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"I miss real mountains."

Oh you baad bad girl!

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

"Wolf relocation."

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

The three wise men of Thanksgiving