He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.
Taming Animals Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about taming animals? Our collection features fun and thoughtful products that celebrate their unique bond with furry, feathered, or scaled friends. Perfect for trainers, pet owners, or animal enthusiasts who enjoy a bit of humor and personality in their everyday items.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."
Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX
Education Guidance
Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...
Getting Rid of the Cure
"She does this when she's tired."
Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.
"So...what are you in for?"
Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.
"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."
"That's Roger's therapy dog."
"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."
'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'
'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'
'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'
'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'
'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'
'I need a new challenge...'
'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'
"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."
"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"
"I miss real mountains."
Oh you baad bad girl!
"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"
Group of explorers with a lawn mower.
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."
"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"
"Wolf relocation."
'Are those plugs, Carl?'
Taming Animals Gifts Collection
Taming Animals Mugs
Explore our collection of taming animals mugs—fun, witty designs that make every coffee break a cheerful reminder of their passion.
Taming Animals Pillows
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Taming Animals Prints
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Taming Animals T-Shirts
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