Animal Management Gifts

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Wolf relocation."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'You know too much!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Haute Suture

Support group for sheep.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.