Animal Management Prints

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Wolf relocation."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Billy. The Kid.

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Love a Mutt

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'You know too much!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.