Animal Control Gifts

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

Gopher taking a shower.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

This new dogcatcher seems rather suffic efficient

'Damn! The ponds infested with whales.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Rubbish Carousel

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

"Plastic?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Catcher.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Protection animals