Animal Control T-Shirts

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Gopher taking a shower.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

This new dogcatcher seems rather suffic efficient

'Damn! The ponds infested with whales.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Rubbish Carousel

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Plastic?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Oh, I'm saving that for Lord Attenborough."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Dog Catcher.