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"Diplomatic immunity, dammit, diplomatic immunity!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Collies Without Borders

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

Europe and immigration.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Viva Belarus!

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Dog Catcher.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"